We're Allergic to Bullshit
You know that feeling when a consultant starts talking and your eyes glaze over? Yeah, we hate that too. That's why we built SmartBrandStrategies differently.
Our Promise: No jargon. No fluff. No 47-slide PowerPoints. Just real solutions that actually work.
Here's the Real Story
I'm Kurt. I've spent 15+ years watching smart people make simple things complicated. From Google to Disney+, I've seen how big companies love to turn "let's fix this" into a six-month project with 47 meetings.
I got tired of it. So I built this place where we do things differently:
- We speak human, not corporate
- We solve problems, not create PowerPoints
- We use AI to make your life easier, not more confusing
- We actually answer your emails (within 24 hours, not 2 weeks)
What I've Actually Done (Not Resume Fluff)
Since you're probably wondering if I know what I'm talking about:
- Google Fiber: Took customer response time from 26 hours to 10 minutes. (Yes, really. People were shocked we actually responded.)
- Disney+ Launch: Managed 400+ people without losing my mind. Helped launch it in North America and Southeast Asia without everything catching fire.
- AI Platforms: Built systems that cut content creation time in half while keeping it human. No robot-speak allowed.
But here's what matters more: I've helped hundreds of businesses stop sounding like they swallowed a business textbook.
What We Actually Do
We make tech work for humans. That's it. That's the tweet.
More specifically:
- Fix Your Strategy: When you're stuck, we get you unstuck. No mystery methodologies.
- Make AI Useful: We show you how to use AI without needing a PhD or selling your soul.
- Kill the Corporate Speak: We help you sound like a human who people actually want to work with.
The "Why Should I Care?" Part
Because you're tired of:
- Consultants who talk in circles
- Tech solutions that create more problems
- Paying enterprise prices for common sense
- Feeling like you need a translator to understand your own strategy
We fix all that. No BS. No corporate theater. Just results.
What Makes Us Different
We Tell You the Truth: If AI won't solve your problem, we'll tell you. If your website just needs minor tweaks instead of a full rebuild, we'll tell you that too.
We Work at Your Speed: Not every problem needs a six-month engagement. Sometimes you just need someone to point you in the right direction.
We're Real People: You won't get passed around to 17 different account managers. You work with us directly.
Our Services (What We Actually Do)
Get Unstuck
Your business isn't broken, it's just speaking the wrong language. We fix that.
Learn MoreThe Bottom Line
We're here to make your tech problems go away without making you feel stupid in the process. If that sounds good, let's talk.
If you're looking for someone to impress you with buzzwords and complicated frameworks, we're not your people. But if you want someone who'll actually help you fix what's broken, we should chat.